Consummated Randomness

Happy Birthday to ME

The time has come ladies and gentlemen...I am now LEGAL! That's right, today is my 21st birthday and I plan on running around (possibly...probably naked) drunk of my ass, as belligerent as I can be because hey, it's my fucking birthday and I can get away with it. (you know, I'll cry if I want to, yada yada yada) For those of you whom have had the pleasure (maybe you don't see it as so) of hanging out with me while drunk off my ass, you might be able to imagine the boisterousness that will define my behavior tonight. As I type this I am already having a cocktail, then a little later I will drink some margaritas before heading off to On the Border for 2fer happy hour and some mexicana dinero. Then I will return here to drink the (approx) 21 year old bottle of tequila from my parents trip to mexico when my mother was pregnant with me and then proceed to eat the worm from the bottom of the bottle! THEY SAY THE WORM MAKES YOU HALLUCINATE! oh boy, I sure hope so! On that note, I leave you and will be back soon someday to write about the night I almost remember. YAY!

posted by RPF @ 3:03 PM